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2010 · Hindi · 2h 17m · Comedy, Crime · CBFC U/A
Keep your shortlist together and see where it’s streaming
Filmi Score
Mixed
7 reviews
40
1 very good1 good1 mixed3 weak1 poor
What the critics say
Critics mostly call Tees Maar Khan a tedious, laugh-free letdown with a thin, over-the-top script, though several single out Akshaye Khanna's performance and the Sheila Ki Jawani song as the only things worth watching for.
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The review praises Akshay, Katrina and especially a scene-stealing Akshaye Khanna, along with the songs and production design, faulting only the… Read it there →
Nahta calls Tees Maar Khan a disappointment with an unbelievable, over-the-top script, but credits the lead performances and the Sheila Ki Jawani… Read it there →
Bamzai calls Tees Maar Khan a half-hearted film let down by tired jokes and a fading Akshay Kumar, salvaged only by spirited work from Katrina… Read it there →
Chhabra finds TMK a tedious, largely unfunny slapstick built on lazy and often offensive humor, with poorly written characters; only the song… Read it there →
The review finds TMK largely laugh-free despite a promising premise, blaming pedestrian writing and a lacklustre presentation, though it credits… Read it there →
Suraj Kumar mocks Tees Maar Khan relentlessly, calling the script half-baked filler built around star cameos rather than story, and framing the… Watch it there →
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15
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What did critics say about Tees Maar Khan?
Tees Maar Khan has a Filmi Score of 40 (Mixed), the mean of 7 readings of critic reviews, one per review. Readings run from 15 (Suraj Kumar) to 76 (Behindwoods). Every review and how it was scored is listed below.
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